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Post by Angie on Sept 10, 2008 8:51:08 GMT
Paddy booked a flight the other day and the clerk asked 'how many people travelling with you'? Paddy said 'Sure I dont know , its your bloody plane'!!!!!
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Post by claire on Sept 10, 2008 13:42:26 GMT
ha ha
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Post by filmbuff on Sept 10, 2008 18:43:39 GMT
ha good one angie!
laura
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Post by krystal on Sept 18, 2008 14:45:48 GMT
Paddy wins a load of money on the pools. He asks his mate Murphy if he fancies going on the piss in London with him.
Well they arrive in London at this huge hotel. They're put up on the 10th floor. Off they trot on the piss and get back to the hotel about 2 o'clock in the morning. Paddy decides he wants to go for a swim.
Murphy is a bit miffed and asks "where the bloody hell can you go swimming at this time"
Paddy says " We can go in the Thames in our skiddies (underpants)"
Paddy then looks out onto his balcony and sees it's been raining; looking down at the shimmering road he shouts to Murphy "Oi -- the Thames is down here -- look!!!"
At that Murphy rips his clothes off revealing his Y-fronts sprints onto the balcony and dives off. SPLAT!! Straight into the road below.
After about five minutes he manages to pick himself up and shouts up to Paddy who's about to dive off the balcony. "Move over to the left a bit, this is the shallow end 'ere!!!"
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Post by krystal on Sept 18, 2008 14:47:29 GMT
An Irishman goes to a carpenter. "Can you build me a box that's two inches deep, two inches wide and 50 feet long?"
"Well," says the carpenter, "it could be done, I suppose, but what would you want with a box like that?"
"Well'" said the Irishman, "my neighbour moved away and forgot to take a few things with him -- and he asked me to send him his garden hose."
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Post by krystal on Sept 18, 2008 14:51:17 GMT
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in."
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a thingy!"
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