Post by hannah24 on Apr 6, 2008 23:10:58 GMT
Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children were The first mother told her friends, "My son is a
priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic woman chirped, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he
walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic woman said smugly. "Well, not to put you down, but my son
is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a r oom, people say, "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sipped her coffee in silence. The first three
women gave her a subtle "Well....?"
She replied, "My son is a handsome, 6 foot 8 inch, hard-bodied Chippendale
stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says, "My God."
priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic woman chirped, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he
walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic woman said smugly. "Well, not to put you down, but my son
is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a r oom, people say, "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sipped her coffee in silence. The first three
women gave her a subtle "Well....?"
She replied, "My son is a handsome, 6 foot 8 inch, hard-bodied Chippendale
stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says, "My God."
