Post by nicc on Feb 28, 2008 20:14:52 GMT
A dietician was addressing a large audience in Auchtermuchty Town Hall (there must have been at least 15 folk in the hall). The dietician was ranting about what we eat, saying that red meat caused heart problems, soft drinks eroded stomach linings and bones, vegetables were rarely washed well enough and the germs in our drinking water caused countless problems. He concluded by asking the audience if they knew which food caused the most grief and suffering, years after it had been consumed.
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said firmly, "Wedding cake".
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said firmly, "Wedding cake".
