Post by hannah24 on Jan 7, 2008 13:29:45 GMT
Mr Husband comes home one night; wife goes to bed.
He is convinced he's getting the raw end of the deal in life, being the man, decides to ask God to change him into a woman, so he can stay at home all day, watch the soaps, chat on t the phone, go shopping whenever he wants to, etc etc.
"Lord, please, I'd so love you to change me into a woman, I'm so tired of having to go to work, earn the money, my wife has it easy being at home...Will you please God grant my request"?
The Lord smiles..."Son, your request has been granted, off you go to bed now, when you wake in the morning, You'll be a woman, and your wife will become a man".
Husband awakens, runs to the mirror, is the exact replica of his wife...overjoyed shouts loudly "Hoorah!"..!!
Wife, now the husband, has become an exact looking replica of the husband, shaves, has breakfast...off to work.
Husband, now the wife...begins the new week as a woman...
The week is full of things to do, beginning with making breakfast for the children, lunches, taking them to school, picking them up, taking the children to sports, medical appointments, music lessons, ironing, cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, shopping, cooking, refereeing the children's disputes, changing the cats' litter trays, walking the dog, up and down through the nights breastfeeding the new six week old baby, changing nappies, up again to the other children with various needs and complaints, meets husband's demands
...on and on the list goes...by the end of the first week, she (ex he) slumped on the armchair, exhausted, waits till he (ex she) goes to bed, and bursts into a thousand tears...crys out to God "Lord, change me back, plllleassee, I can't handle another day being the wife, its too much, too hard, have'nt any time to myself, my feet are killing me, my heads pounding, my hairs a mess, and I'm sooo tired...cannot possibly handle another moment of this...!!
God's smiling, very amused..."Ok, had enough I see...no problems, learnt your lesson eh?" ..."Oh yes..I sure have".
"Ok then, happy to oblige, your request is granted.....but
you'll have to wait nine months; you conceived a child the other night"
He is convinced he's getting the raw end of the deal in life, being the man, decides to ask God to change him into a woman, so he can stay at home all day, watch the soaps, chat on t the phone, go shopping whenever he wants to, etc etc.
"Lord, please, I'd so love you to change me into a woman, I'm so tired of having to go to work, earn the money, my wife has it easy being at home...Will you please God grant my request"?
The Lord smiles..."Son, your request has been granted, off you go to bed now, when you wake in the morning, You'll be a woman, and your wife will become a man".
Husband awakens, runs to the mirror, is the exact replica of his wife...overjoyed shouts loudly "Hoorah!"..!!
Wife, now the husband, has become an exact looking replica of the husband, shaves, has breakfast...off to work.
Husband, now the wife...begins the new week as a woman...
The week is full of things to do, beginning with making breakfast for the children, lunches, taking them to school, picking them up, taking the children to sports, medical appointments, music lessons, ironing, cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, shopping, cooking, refereeing the children's disputes, changing the cats' litter trays, walking the dog, up and down through the nights breastfeeding the new six week old baby, changing nappies, up again to the other children with various needs and complaints, meets husband's demands
...on and on the list goes...by the end of the first week, she (ex he) slumped on the armchair, exhausted, waits till he (ex she) goes to bed, and bursts into a thousand tears...crys out to God "Lord, change me back, plllleassee, I can't handle another day being the wife, its too much, too hard, have'nt any time to myself, my feet are killing me, my heads pounding, my hairs a mess, and I'm sooo tired...cannot possibly handle another moment of this...!!God's smiling, very amused..."Ok, had enough I see...no problems, learnt your lesson eh?" ..."Oh yes..I sure have".
"Ok then, happy to oblige, your request is granted.....but
you'll have to wait nine months; you conceived a child the other night"
