Post by hannah24 on Jan 8, 2008 7:35:54 GMT
A nursing home has a particular group of elderly people, thats often segregated from the rest, as these old dears are ones who were not blessed with good looks, in fact, all of them are quite 'unattractive', one way or another, in the extreme, to the point of disturbing some of the other sensitive and frail residents.
A special bus trip is planned for them, as they rarely leave the grounds.
Loaded onto the bus, off they go, up to a very beautiful, but mountainous area of Spain.
Alls going well, until the driver misinterprets a bend on on the road, and the bus goes the moutain's edge. Sadly, not one of them survived.
On arrival in heaven, they're all lined up to enter the pearly gates, when an angel comes out to have a word to them.
The angel explains, that each of them will be granted a special wish, before they enter the Kingdom for eternity.
Beginning with the first person, the angels asks what their request is.
"Oh...I've been so ugly all of my life, please, would you make me beautiful".
The angel glady meets the request.
On to the second person, stunned at the result of the first person, asks,
"Oh, gosh, look how beautiful my friend has become, please, if you don't mind, make me beautiful also".
At the end of the line, there is an old man, spluttering and laughing as the angel is granting each request. The angel is becoming quite irritated with this old man.
The angel continues down the long line of people, each of their wishes the same as the first person "Please make me beautiful for eternity".
The roars of laughter from the old man on the end is becoming quite untolerable to the angel.
Finally, the angel reaches the last old man in the line, the old man's laughing away hysterically, unable to hardly stand, bent over holding his stomach, near wettin' his pants.
The angel, very unnerved by this old man, yet remains gracious and controlled asks:
"Well, what on earth is wrong with you"? "If your able to compose yourself, you also may have a wish granted"
The old man is barely able to speak, still roaring in hysterics.
"Well, I do have a request...may I ask something different to all of them"
The angel replies, "Of course, you have your very own special wish, and it need'nt be the same as anyone elses".....
The old man completely loses all composure, falls to the ground, rolling around in loudly roaring laughter....but manages to look up at the angel and asks:
"Mak'em all ugly again".. ;D
A special bus trip is planned for them, as they rarely leave the grounds.
Loaded onto the bus, off they go, up to a very beautiful, but mountainous area of Spain.
Alls going well, until the driver misinterprets a bend on on the road, and the bus goes the moutain's edge. Sadly, not one of them survived.
On arrival in heaven, they're all lined up to enter the pearly gates, when an angel comes out to have a word to them.
The angel explains, that each of them will be granted a special wish, before they enter the Kingdom for eternity.
Beginning with the first person, the angels asks what their request is.
"Oh...I've been so ugly all of my life, please, would you make me beautiful".
The angel glady meets the request.
On to the second person, stunned at the result of the first person, asks,
"Oh, gosh, look how beautiful my friend has become, please, if you don't mind, make me beautiful also".
At the end of the line, there is an old man, spluttering and laughing as the angel is granting each request. The angel is becoming quite irritated with this old man.
The angel continues down the long line of people, each of their wishes the same as the first person "Please make me beautiful for eternity".
The roars of laughter from the old man on the end is becoming quite untolerable to the angel.
Finally, the angel reaches the last old man in the line, the old man's laughing away hysterically, unable to hardly stand, bent over holding his stomach, near wettin' his pants.
The angel, very unnerved by this old man, yet remains gracious and controlled asks:
"Well, what on earth is wrong with you"? "If your able to compose yourself, you also may have a wish granted"
The old man is barely able to speak, still roaring in hysterics.
"Well, I do have a request...may I ask something different to all of them"
The angel replies, "Of course, you have your very own special wish, and it need'nt be the same as anyone elses".....
The old man completely loses all composure, falls to the ground, rolling around in loudly roaring laughter....but manages to look up at the angel and asks:
"Mak'em all ugly again".. ;D
