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|  | never lie to your mother
« Thread Started on Oct 7, 2008, 1:06pm » | |
A man and a woman are sharing a flat. One day the boys mother comes to dinner. She has a look around the flat and later asks the girl was she sleeping with her son?? She replies No we are just friends...A few days later the girl tells the boy that ever since his mother came to visit she cant find the frying pan.
So the boy texts his mother saying I'm not saying you did take the frying pan buy Im not saying you didn'nt take it but since you came for dinner I cant find it...
So the mother replies to the son Im not saying you do sleep with your flatmate and Im not saying you dont, but if she slept in her own bed she would have found it by now.....
The moral of the story: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER........
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|  | Re: never lie to your mother
« Reply #1 on Oct 7, 2008, 2:01pm » | |
or look better in the flat...great one
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« Reply #2 on Oct 7, 2008, 4:12pm » | |
ha!ha! good one
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